Saturday, September 4, 2010
watched R.E yesterday and i think i like apocalyptic shows. yes, morbid but ITS SO FREAKIN AWESOME.
where random zombies and the walking undead with awesome makeup pop up everywhere. and with the lead actor (usually a really hot person) wield their ever razor sharp sabers and bulky/futuristic/ rugged looking machine guns and POW BAM WHAM SLASH PIEW BOOM the zombie dies with the lead actor covered in grime and zombie blood standing victorious.
what i like about these sort of kill-as-many-zombies-as-you-can shows is that there is never a cliche moment where the lead smooches another hot looking actor/actress. they are too busy surviving and killing as many undead zombies and where there are better things to do than making out. i don't like cliches. So if i were to watch a sappy, sad, romantic, weepy movie with you, i'll prolly yawn and snore through all those cliche cheesy parts. me + corny + cheesy don't mix. but on the other hand, CORN + CHEESE + ME= A LOVELY LUNCH MEAL. ok, i've just realised it sounds like i'm part of the meal like you know.. i'm THE meal. oh whatever.
PROMOS ARE FAST APPROACHING AND I CAN SEE THE HEADLIGHTS ON THE SPEEDING TRAIN CALLED PROMOS. whether or not it hits or run me over it doesnt matter. so long as i don't die.
Have you heard of anyone who survived after being hit by a train going at 200m/hour?
Saturday, September 04, 2010
